TIL you cannot perform redirects from Next.js middleware using a regular

Response

object, even though Next.js [says](https://nextjs.org/docs/app/building-your-application/routing/middleware#producing-a-response) they support the

Response

object. Devs beware 😔 (Maybe you can do it if you provide a URL for

Location

that conforms to the expectations of Next.js? But that isn't what the real

Response

object requires.)